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| Hospital Tour | Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital in Los Angeles by a senior consultant. During the guided tour, they passed a room where a man could clearly be seen masturbating wildly. Of course the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why these activities were allowed in the hospital.
"Ah" said the Doctor. "Now although it is perhaps unfortunate that you should have witnessed that, in fact that poor patient is suffering from a very debilitating condition. He produces so much sperm that unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day his testicles will explode."
"Oh" said Her Majesty. "Well, in that case I suppose I can understand."
A little further down the corridor they passed another room. The door was open, and right there, for all to see, a nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Goodness gracious!" shrieked the Queen. "What in Heaven's name is going on in this hospital.. for this, I demand an explanation!"
"Ah" said the Doctor. "Same problem, better health plan." |
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