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| Viagra Collection | - Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
- We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake tomatoes. Just dissolve a Viagra tablet in the water and they stand up straight and tall.
- A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."
- Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night.
- How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb? One little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb.
- Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five gentlemen in India did so and changed the balance of power in the region.
- The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.
- If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor!
- A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his shirt pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now, his shirt is too stiff to wear.
- Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
- Dan Quayle does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst suppository I've ever used."
- Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north.
- Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.
- New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it full of Viagra, and expect it to raise right up.
- For years the medical professional has been looking after the pill, to make them better. Now, with Viagra, they're raising the dead!
- The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.
- It's been said that if you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogaine) at the same time, things work great-but you look like Don King, afterward.
- A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two 'hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.
- Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn't close his coffin lid for 3 days.
- Even so, we're told that the funeral home industry is happy about Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs means an upswing in business.
-.Then there was the man who got his Viagra tablet stuck in his throat and suffered from a stiff neck. |
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