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| More If GM built cars like Microsoft | 1) If you phoned GM technical support if the engine died, they would reply "Replace the car." or "Place your engine in a new car, and try restarting it".
2) If you actually wanted to turn right, you would have to wait for next year's model.
3) If you were lost in a heavy fog in your car just outside of Seattle, and you phoned GM technical support to ask where you were they would reply: "You are in one of our cars."
4) You can only roll one window down at a time. In order to roll down
another you would have two windows open at the same time. [See point 2 for this feature.]
5) If you are trying to ask directions, you will be unable to roll down any windows at all. This is based on the principal that there is nothing open about windows on the information highway.
6) You can buy the car with 250 HP, 300 HP and 400 HP motors. Of course, all cars will still top out at 45 MPH, unless you by the server edition of the car. [This is the one with the fold-up food tray on the driver's door..]
7) For no apparent reason, the car will start itself at 3 in the morning, rev at 8000 rpm for 20 minutes, then shut itself down. [Not even the car designers know what that is about..]
8) When you are badly late for an appointment, you still have to wait 15 minutes after you turn the ignition while the car checks itself out for faults. Once it has done this, the car will then stall 5 minutes out of the driveway due to a fault that will be fixed next year. [See point 2 for further discussion on this..]
9) If you spill coffee on the dashboard, the car instantly stalls. The car is completely incompatible with any variety of java at all times.
10) And finally, you cannot remove the engine, without first removing the radio, and vice versa. You see, since 1995, the radio has been a critical component of the drive-train. |
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