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Radio Contest
A Queensland Radio Station, QFM, were running a competition to find contestants who could come up with words that were not found in any English Dictionary yet could still use these words in a sentence that would make logical sense; the prize being a return trip for two to Bali for a week.

The DJ, Sam, had many callers, the following two standing out:

DJ: QFM, what's your name?

Caller: Hi me name's Dave.

DJ: Dave, what is your word?

Caller: Gowan spelt G O W A N

DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Dave, Gowan is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Gowan fuck yourself! Ha Ha Ha

At this point the DJ cuts the caller short and announces that there is no place for that sort of language on a family show. After many more unsuccessful calls the DJ takes the following caller

DJ: QFM, what's your name?

Caller: Hi me name's Jeff.

DJ: Jeff, what is your word?

Caller: Smee spelt S M E E

DJ: We are just checking that (pause) and you are correct Jeff, Smee is certainly a word not found in the English Dictionary. Now the next question, for a trip for two to Bali, is: What sentence can you use that in that would make logical sense?

Caller: Smee again! Gowan fuck yourself Ha Ha Ha!

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