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| King Arthur | King Arthur called together the Knights of the Round Table and declared that for once and for all, they would decide the matter of the most verile man in the kingdon.
Sir Galahad stepped forward and dropped his pants. He tied a 2 pound weight to his "weapon". The weapon rose.
The Women gasped.
The men applauded.
And the band played a lively madrigal.
Sir Lancelot stepped forward and dropped his pants. He fastened a 5 pound stone to his "weapon". The weapon rose.
The Women sighed.
The men applauded.
And the band played a lively madrigal.
A hush fell over the crowd as King Arthur, King of all England, stepped forward and dropped his pants. He reached down and grabbed a 25kg millstone and placed it around his weapon. Without hesitation his "excalibur" rose. He took off the stone, placed it on the grownd and with one swift blow, his weapon sliced downwards and crushed the grinnstone to powder.
The Women swooned.
The men cheered!
And the band played "God Save the Queen!" |
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