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Penguin Vacation
A penguin is driving down I-75 in the middle of summer. It's hot and he has the air-conditioner kicking. All of the sudden -POW!!- the car dies!

So the penguin rolls the car to a mechanic right off the interstate. The mechanic says it will take about an hour or so before he knows what is wrong with the car.

So the penguin takes a stroll across the street to a shopping center. It's still really hot and he is looking for something to cool him off (penguins like cold weather better, you know). Anyway, he finds an ice-cream parlor. He thinks, "Great, this will really remind me of home!" So the penguin gets an ice-cream cone and scarf's it down, loving every minute of it.

He then walks back over to the mechanic and asks him what is wrong with the car.

The mechanic says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin says, "Oh no, that's just the ice-cream."

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